Okay, I’ve done it now – an actual paid app for the iphone/ipod touch. Before you torture me with insults (and believe me I’m used to it – except for personality no. 23, who is a bit sensitive and cries on a whim), it’s only being sold for pocket change (99 cents in the US store and equivalents elsewhere) – assuming you still have pockets in this economically catastrophic depressing recession. For that small amount, you get these extras:
– four exclusive new stories that are only available in this app
– automatically bookmarks your place in the book for when you return
– customize your experience: choose your ebook background (white, parchment or cardboard) and text color
But wait! There’s more! You’ll get the app, a set of steak knives, the nose picker, foot rubber, thong cream, brain enhancer, backdoor vacuum and hair deodorizer all for the one low price! Eh, who am I kidding? Forget it – how am I supposed to become a billionaire with all of that? Times are tough. Just the app (there goes my career as a salesman…)
If you don’t, just join the rest of humanity and ignore this post. As always, it’s your choice.