I’m one of those very sad (perhaps sadistic) individuals who likes to write “crazy” stories from whatever happens to pour out of my mind at the time. Sure I could try and get the fruits of my brain published. Maybe even for money. But that’s a pipe a dream and I know it. Not only are the odds stacked against me but there are so many rules. I hate rules. I want to write with freedom and impunity and so, in the tradition of squeezing semi large objects out of a very tiny orifice, I have given birth to this blog. Stay tuned to witness the vile (and hopefully entertaining) juices of my imagination.