Self Critique

Your stories are BS. You think they’re so deep do you? You’re just a depressed, shallow b@stard who wants attention. Ooh, come and look at my site! Come and see how I can’t even put two words together without embellishing, overstating and not even building characters. Do you ever have a single original thought that isn’t just sh1t? Yeah – short stories with emphasis on short because you don’t have the frigging brain power to write more than a few hundred words. You are lazy and you have absolutely no talent b1tch! That’s why you’re too scared to go to a real publisher because you’re going get rejected, you two bit fake arsed f#ck.

Oh, and I haven’t forgotten wee basic. It’s called ‘wee’ because it’s a piece of p1ss.  What a half arsed attempt at a project. Wow I can play tic tac toe! I can make a character move on a background. Gee what a f#cking revolution! You’re taking the DS from a modern games console back to the f#cking eightees with an obscenely bloated and buggy version of an interpreter that Bill Gates wrote in 4K!

Hope you’re happy you left your lazy, half arsed, untalented, b#llsh1t, f#cked up, boring, d1ck tw@t mark on the web, you f#cking idiot.

Oh, and in case it’s not already f#cking obvious the only worthwhile pick on your so called ‘poll’ is get a life. Maybe you should add ‘get some talent’.

New Poll

Well, Wee Windows won the last poll and it’s done!  You see my four loyal readers (including myself and my three other personalities), voting CAN make a difference.

So, I’ve created a new poll and hereby open it for votes – begun, this voting poll now has.  (See on the right under my pseudonym’s self portrait).

Oh, and if you think I’ve left anything out, just comment and away with you!

Wee Basic, fiction and time limits

There are so many things I can do for this site and Wee Basic, but there is only so much time in the day (especially with a job and little free time).

I’m stumped so I’ve created a poll on the right that let’s you decide what you want me to work on next. Good luck.

What to do next

I’m getting a lot of hits on the Nintendo DS program. Should I continue with that or does anyone want me to keep writing the stories?

Just trying to work out what to focus on.

Please comment.

Edit: ok so none of the two people (me included) visiting this site cares…. sob